6.23.2005

I can't go out dressed like this, can I?






If I am going to be driving around in a Bentley looking for multi-million dollar houses on the beach, I am going to need some new clothes. I imagine that I will be squeezing in showings between very important meetings, so I will need to be dressed for business and/or philanthropy. Perhaps I would wear something like this Dolce & Gabbana outfit.

Of course, I am going to need some shoes. I honestly can't decide between the funky, comfortably-heeled orange and white pump from Donald J. Pliner and the sexy, but dangerously high Christian Louboutin peach pump.

Let's not forget the most important part of any outfit: the bag! Behold, the Celine Boogie Satchel in Cinnamon! Me likey.

Please note that in this alternate reality in which I am fabulously wealthy, I am also a size six. (A size four? Are you kidding? Not with these hips.)

Liabilities:
D&G blazer = $675
D&G jeans = $195
D&G ribbed tank = $135
Shoes = $210 or $635 respectively
Celine bag = $1200
Misc. accessories = $500

These items = $3340
Total = $178,340

4 Comments:

Blogger Rachel said...

Go for the peach pumps. They cost more. There's no point in being rich if you can't rub it in the face of the unfortunate souls who can only afford to spend $200 on a pair of shoes.

8:19 AM  
Blogger Peeved Michelle said...

I agree. Plus, they are shiny.

8:31 AM  
Blogger Kate the Peon said...

It's no contest - the orange and white shoes are nazzzty.

11:13 AM  
Blogger Peeved Michelle said...

Whatever, Kate "I only have black purses" Peon.

1:10 PM  

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